Beer! Its history, my story, and why it tastes so good!
The year was 1972. The place, the Rocky Mountains, just outside of Denver, Colorado. My dad worked at Sundstrand Aviation, and his company was having a Fourth of July company cookout. There were potato sack races, three-legged races, and all kinds of fun things to do for the family. Then came the talent portion: for anybody that entered, they would win a six-pack of beer.
So, when the talent portion came up, my dad knew exactly what to do to win that six-pack of beer that he really wanted. He looked at me and said, “Sing for me, Stinky Pants!” (Yes, Stinky Pants was what my dad called me.) Though I was only six, I knew a few songs, one of which was my dad’s favorite: In Heaven There Is No Beer.
This talent show began my entrance into the world of entertainment. My dad put me up on the picnic table at performance time, and I belted out his favorite song to the cheering crowd. Guess who won?! I did!
But, since I was only six, my dad got the beer, and I got two dollars. My dad and I made quite a team that day. To this day, even though he is no longer in the world, I still consider him as part of my team. Growing up, he always encouraged me to love mathematics, which then led to my love of history, which then led to my love for the subject of Mesopotamia, which then led me to think about beer in Mesopotamia.
Making beer is an easy process, however making good beer is not so easy, because if it were, everybody would be making beer. As a lot of us know, the essential ingredients of beer are water, barley, yeast, and hops.
Beer is not a new invention. Some of our first creations of this delightfully brewed grain go back as far as 10000 BCE in the region of Godin Tepe, which is now modern-day Iran. At this time, agriculture was first developing in this region. Thus, while humans were evolving and going through the process of searching for food and shelter, possibly they discovered that by letting fruits ferment with wild yeast, the outcome would have an intoxicating effect.
Max Nelson, in his book The Barbarians Beverage, notes that alcoholic beverages were possibly even made as early as the Neolithic Period, which was pre-agricultural, meaning it was before 10,000 BCE.
We have evidence from the Shang dynasty in China where archeologists found tightly sealed vessels with liquids in them. When they extracted the potsherds, they discovered traces of rice, honey, and fruit compounds. These traces were evidence of fermented drinks dating back to 7000 BCE.
Additionally, in a location called Hajjifiruz Tepe, also in Iran, archeologists found some of our earliest pottery that dates from 6000 to 5000 BCE. In this pottery, they found trace amounts of grape juice and resin, which meant they were making wine. Then, archeologists also found pottery in Godin Tepe that dates as far back as 5,000 BCE that, in addition to trace amounts of juice and resin, also had trace amounts of a pale yellowish residue in the grooves, which meant they were making beer.
By 2500 BCE in the early dynastic period, beer had five designations: golden, dark, sweet dark, red, and strained. By the third period of Ur, fermenters classified beer by its strength, which was ordinary, good, and very good. Obviously, good is subjective.
As with most ancient discoveries, some of our earliest records of brewing come from cuneiform tablets made by an individual who accounted for delivery reports, monthly accounts, estimates, and rations of all the ingredients that were required to brew an excellent beer. Leave it to the accountants to walk us through history and lead us to the beer. The particular cuneiform tablet is known as the Alulu Beer Receipt from the city of Ur.
During this time, they brewed beer in clay pots. The beer had no carbonation and low alcohol content. As a result, though it may have been good, it may not have been strong. Brewers made this beer from bippar, which is barley bread, and baked it twice. As a result, this beer was thick, like porridge, and was consumed as a meal supplement. Often, individuals would drink it through a straw, as noted in the following cylinder print.
If accounting is not enough evidence for some of our earliest transactions of beer, we also have drinking songs and poems that celebrate this delightful beverage. Though the songs were not nearly as fantastic as In Heaven There Is No Beer, they were worth remembering, or maybe not. These hits include the Epic of Gilgamesh from 2700 BCE, The Hymn to Ninkasi from 1800 BCE, and the Sumerian poem Inanna and the God of Wisdom that tells the story of many gods drinking beer together. In this story, the god of wisdom, Enki, becomes so drunk that he gives away the sacred laws of civilization.
By 1800 BCE, women known as the priestesses of Ninkasi were in charge of brewing beer. The drinking of beer and alcohol became so serious that the Code of Hammurabi dictated that if a woman tending the bar short measured a drink for a customer, the government would drown her to death.
By the year 600 CE, during the Middle Ages, also known as the Dark Ages, the Brewers Guild adopted patron saints of brewing. Since it was the Dark Ages, people probably drank for the same reasons that we are drinking today. By this time, church monks had taken over the process of brewing beer, which was ideal because these monks had time to educate themselves about how to make the perfect brew. They could perfect their vines and fermentation processes, which, over time, resulted in quality beer. This superior beer soon became a commodity as many used beer to buy valuable items and pay their taxes. Thus, beer became a valuable currency of the elite.
One hundred years later, in 700, beer makers began adding hops to the beers, along with flavorings that included mushrooms, honey, sugar, bay leaves, and butter. These hops were valuable because they added flavor, subdued the sweetness of the beer, added oils, increased the shelf life of the beer, and helped to prevent spoiling.
Then, between the late 700s to the 1100s, the Vikings raided and took over the coastal regions of Europe. They gained control of areas including Scotland, Iceland, Greenland, and conducted trade as far as the Byzantine Empire. Also, with the Vikings came beer! The Viking beer consisted of nine percent alcohol and was dark, sweet, and malty. Viking beer was so dense that the Vikings would strain their ale before they drank it.
In 1516, Germany implemented the Beer Purity Law, which is also known as Reinheitsgebot (“Rine Heights Ge-Boat”). The Beer Purity Law was the first German law to govern food. Germany created the law because people were brewing their beer with multiple ingredients, some of which accidentally included poisonous mushrooms. The purity law stated that brewers could only make their beer with the essentials, which were malted barley, hops, yeast, and water. These four ingredients were essential for the German beers, and they were the law.
This combination is ideal. The malted barley adds the sweet taste of sugar, but when heated to the point of boiling, it also creates ethanol. The barley provides amino acids, which allows for healthy yeast growth.
The yeast serves as a catalyst to convert the sugar into ethanol. This ethanol is anti-bacterial, which gives the beer a longer shelf life.
The water helps the yeast to make carbohydrates, provides a proper pH balance, and implements the proper calcium and magnesium levels.
However, by 1987 the purity law made it difficult for beer imports in Germany. Thus, after French brewers complained about Reinheitsgebot, the EU Court of Justice struck down the law, which allowed for more imports.
As for the United States, except for prohibition in the 1920s, beer has been imported into the states since 1607.
Then in the late 1800s, as German immigrants began to arrive on Mexico’s soil, breweries began to pop up in Mexico. In 1925, using Germany’s concoction, a new brewery, Grupo Modelo, created a beer that, over time, would become the most imported beer in the United States: the delicious Corona! In 1937, Modelo began to create and successfully market the Corona Extra as a quality beverage.
By 1976, areas around the United States, like New York and my hometown Denver, began to create something like a black market for the Corona Extra. I remember this well because the first time my dad tried Corona Extra in 1978, he LOVED it! It reminded him of the German beers he used to drink in his hometown Crabtree, Pennsylvania. So, there you have it…my story of beer that just went full circle.
Until next time, carpe diem!